Funny personal dating ads
This page is dedicated to funny and hilarious dating and personal ads!
Below are some of the worlds funniest personal ads placed in real publications and we will be adding more as and when we find them.
" "Possibly the last person you want to be stood next to at a house-party you've been dragged along to by a friend who wants to get off with the flatmate of the guy whose birthday it is. It makes me appear more attractive and personable than I actually am.
Some willingness to assist with basic bodily functions required." "Bitter, unsuccessful middle aged loser wallowing in an unending sea of inert, drooping loneliness looking for 24 year old needy leech-like hanger-on to abuse with dull stories, tired sex and Herb Alpert albums." "I like eating mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches in the rain, watching Barney Miller reruns, peeing on birds in the park and licking strangers on the subway; you eat beets raw, have climbed Kilimanjaro, and sweat freely and often.
Must wear size five shoes." "When I was thirty my dates had to be young, tall, handsome, rich, intelligent.
The fastest path to scoring a date is to stand out from the crowd.
It seems like these nine funny singles took things a little bit too far.