Does online dating make you desperate

It felt very testosterone-heavy, which I took as a good sign. Eventually, I was drunk enough to just grab someone by the arm and pull him toward me (surprisingly effective).

Little did I know the horror I was about to put myself through.

For instance, this Danish poet I’ve been fucking—he’s so interesting and smart, he’s 6-foot-4, but he has these sideburns . “The general attitude used to be, ‘Online dating is for weirdos and losers,’ and now it’s, ‘Eww, who would try to hook up in a bar?

—that’s for weirdos and losers.’ Today, you go to a bar to chat with your friends, not to hook up.” Which, in turn, clearly has made the latter a harder thing to do in recent years.

I would argue that you have no clue who you’re talking to if they’re wearing a suit.

The evening ended with me literally sprinting away from V-neck, almost being hit by a cab in the process.